Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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