I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
How does it feel to date your dad?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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