Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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