Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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