1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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