It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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