using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
