I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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