Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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