My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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