So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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