Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I have post one night stand depression
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