Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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