Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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