i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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