I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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