Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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