we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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