her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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