Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
my poor anus
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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