I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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