as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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