question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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