Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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