We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
even my farts smell like vagina
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
ok first of all what the fuck
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