You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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