Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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