I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Quick, to the slutcave!
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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