This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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