Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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