: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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