I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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