she was so not down for the gang bang
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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