It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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