we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It's rum buckets o'clock
I am one with the molecules
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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