he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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