I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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