your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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