Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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