A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The power of my boobs compel you
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
