Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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