what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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