For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
barbara walters just said penis...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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