How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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