mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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