I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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