why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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