Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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