ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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