you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
