So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
His nipple licking is glorious
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