normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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