Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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