You made me cry and you don't even care
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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