I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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